Fixed Characters
 How to lose friends and alienate people.
 by Alden



 Fiction is kind of like | The author assumes control| And, if everything goes
 a consensual kidnapping.| of the reader's reality.  | well, the reader
                         |                           | remunerates the author.
                         |                           |
                         |                           |
    0         0          |    0        0             |    0        0   Arf-arf-
   /|\       /|\         |   /|\      /|\            |   /|\      /|\       art!
    |         |          |    |        |             |    |        |  <__/
   / \       / \         |   / \      / \            |   / \      / \ /\/\
                                                      if you ever want to see
                                                      the speech lines again,


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