Fixed Characters
 You want me to stick it where?
 by Alden



HOURLY COMICS DAY 2012

 4AM                     | By the sink I read the    
                         | microwave and am thankful
 I wake up thirsty, get  | I can go back to sleep    
 some water.             |                            
                         |          for a bit.       
   0                     |   0                                    
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 6AM                     | to start an export that   
                         | takes 6 hours. Clocking   
 Still thirsty. Log      | into work before putting  
 into my work computer   | on pants is awesome.       
                         |                           
   0                     |   0                                    
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 7AM                     | Hourly Comic Day. Always  
                         | wanted to try that. I    
 Pictures for Sad        | won't lie, I cheated on 
 Children tells me it's  | the last two.              
                         |                           
   0                     |   0          i didn't                  
  /|\                    |  /|\         know ok                     
   |                     |   |                                     
  / \                    |  / \         sorry                      

 8AM                     |                           
                         |                           
 my t-shirt says Cool    | everyone has a comment    
 Story Bro and apparently| about it                   
                         |         never gonna       
   0                     |   0                                    
  /|\                    |  /|\    never gonna                      
   |                     |   |     wear it again                   
  / \                    |  / \                      

 9AM                     |                           
                         |                           
 i'm starting to think   | may in fact be worth      
 that an unexamined life | living after all           
                         |                           
   0                     |   0      just sayin'                   
  /|\                    |  /|\                                     
   |                     |   |                                     
  / \                    |  / \           

 10AM                    | because they're taking    
                         | full cans out of them     
 so, we have automatic   | and throwing them out.    
 air deodorizers in the  |                            
      bathrooms at work. |       HR IS DISPLEASED    
   0  apparently this    |   0                                    
  /|\ offends someone    |  /|\  i swear it's                       
   |                     |   |   not me srsly                      
  / \                    |  / \                                    

 11AM                    |                           
                         | guys                      
 i only make friends     |                           
 with people who can't   |    come on                 
      make decisions.    |                           
   0                     |   0     where are                      
  /|\                    |  /|\    we going                         
   |                     |   |     to lunch                        
  / \                    |  / \    

 12PM (had tacos btw)    | Turns out it was only     
                         | affecting internet        
 Got an awesome help     | explorer                  
 desk issue. Back button |                            
      doesn't work when  |         so no one        
   0  browsing our       |   0     noticed                        
  /|\ website.           |  /|\                                     
   |                     |   |                                     
  / \                    |  / \         

 1PM                     |                           
                         |                           
 oh man shit better      | instead of the things     
 finish the stuff i have | i don't have to            
        to do before i   |                           
   0    leave            |   0    this should be                  
  /|\                    |  /|\   obvious                           
   |                     |   |                                     
  / \                    |  / \                         

 2PM                     |                           
                         |                           
 got everything done     | going home                
                         |                            
                         |                           
   0                     |   0    life is magic                   
  /|\                    |  /|\                                     
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  / \                    |  / \         
  
 3PM                     | considered whether we     
                         | needed eggs and decided   
 went to the grocery     | we probably did. upon     
 store to get collard    | arriving home discovered   
      greens for our     |      we had 4 eggs left.  
   0  iguana and wine    |   0  so probably should                
  /|\ not for our iguana |  /|\ make eggs for dinner.               
   |                     |   |  another great decision.            
  / \                    |  / \ clerk told me to "stay cool".      

 4PM                     |                           
                         |                           
 good news everyone      | the internet still exists 
                         |                            
                         |                           
   0                     |   0                                    
  /|\                    |  /|\   crazy i know                      
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 5PM                     |                           
                         |                           
 i fed our cats          | they are pretty happy now 
                         |                            
                         |                           
   0                     |   0     for the moment                 
  /|\                    |  /|\                                     
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  / \                    |  / \                 
  
 6PM                     | sad                       
                         |                           
 updated my "comic"      |    but who's counting     
 with something kind of  |                            
                         |         i'm not counting  
   0                     |   0                                    
  /|\                    |  /|\                                     
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 7PM                     |
                         | he was a pretty cool guy
 let's talk about        |
 billy preston           |      i like him
                         |
   0   the fifth         |   0   don't judge me
  /|\  beatle            |  /|\
   |                     |   |    it's not my
  / \                    |  / \   fault

 8PM                     |                           
                         |                           
 watching "monk"         | he says: "is there        
                         | any chance of death        
                         |                           
   0                     |   0     before vomiting?"              
  /|\                    |  /|\                                     
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  / \                    |  / \                              


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