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 Blessed are the meek, for they shall fuck up the earth.
 by Alden



                         | Not counting cheeks.     | Jumbo, Grade AAA chicken
  How many eggs do you   |    |                     | eggs.
  think you could hold   |    |         Three.      |    |          Three!
  in your mouth?         | Chicken eggs.   \        | In the shell.    \
    |                    |    |             \       |    |              \
    0         0 -Three.  |    0        0 -Three.    |    0        0 -ew, none.
   /|\       /|\         |   /|\      /|\           |   /|\      /|\
    |         |          |    |        |            |    |        |
   / \       / \         |   / \      / \           |   / \      / \
                                                     he regularly makes "mouth
                                                     omelettes." they're decent.


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