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 Don't let the door hit you.
 by Alden



 Merry Christmas! Look,  |  I got you something too!| You shouldn't have! You
 I got you a present.    |  Come outside with me.   | REALLY shouldn't have.
    |                    |          \               |    |
    |    Aw, a soap dish |  Ok...    \              |    |  Rubber duckie tells
               / for my  |    |                     |              / me to burn
    0         0  rubber  |    0        0            |    0        0  things.
   /|\       /|\ duckie! |   /|\      /|\           |   /|\      /|\       best
    |         |          |    |        |            |    |        |  \__> -duck
   / \       / \         |   / \      / \           |   / \      / \ /\/\  ever
                                                     plagiarism is a compliment
                                                     i'm told


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