Fixed Characters
 Life, abbreviated.
 by Alden



 Blow out your candles   | Um yeah but I want to eat| Because that's what you do
 and make a wish!        | the cake.                | with birthday cakes.
    |                    |    |     Then why did you|    |
    |  No way dude these |    |     put all these   |    | Oh, it's your birth-
               / candles |              / awesome   |              / day? It's
    0         0  rule.   |    0        0  candles   |    0        0  mine too!
   /|\       /|\         |   /|\      /|\ in it.    |   /|\      /|\
    |         |          |    |        |  Stupid.   |    |        |  \__> -caaa
   / \       / \         |   / \      / \           |   / \      / \ /\/\  aake
                                                     the cake is made of meat
                                                     so the dog is interested


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