Fixed Characters
 You don't have to read this part.
 by Alden



 Have I ever told you    | No, this was a different | So have I ever told you
 about the time I was a  | time. I was a life guard | about the time I was an
 life guard?             | for zombies.             | undeath guard?
    |       And you      |    |        Wouldn't that|    |          Nope!
               /guarded  |              / be more of|              /
    0         0 life?    |    0        0  an undeath|    0-sucked 0
   /|\       /|\Yeah.    |   /|\      /|\ guard?    |   /|\      /|\
    |         |          |    |        |            |    |        |
   / \       / \         |   / \      / \           |   / \      / \
                                                     wait 45 minutes after
                                                     eating braaaaains


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