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 Don't let the door hit you.
 by Alden



  Here, read this poem  |"Vodka is clear,          |"Also, please be aware that
  I wrote.\             | whiskey is brown,        | alcohol causes bad poetry."
           \            | if you go drunk-swimming,|    |
  Sure.     \           | you'll probably drown."  |    |   Did you like it?
    |                   |    |                     |                \
    0         0         |    0        0            |    0-No.    0-Cretin.
   /|\       /|\        |   /|\      /|\           |   /|\      /|\
    |         |         |    |        |            |    |        |
   / \       / \        |   / \      / \           |   / \      / \
                                                    i like ur poem dude
                                                    


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