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 A cure for the common cold.
 by Alden



 Let's write... a mystery!| Good, good. A parrot of a  |  I was thinking he
    |                     | wealthy coal baron gets    |  murdered Toucan Sam.
    | Yes! Well, let's    | greedy and pecks his eyes  |             \
    | start with the end. | out to inherit his fortune.|       Y'know, for froot
             \  Obviously,|    |                       |              /   loops.
    0         0 the parrot|    0        0              |    0-Sure.  0
   /|\       /|\did it.   |   /|\      /|\             |   /|\      /|\
    |         |           |    |        |              |    |        |
   / \       / \          |   / \      / \             |   / \      / \
                                                        i'd go for that fucking
                                                        leprechaun


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